What’s the worst possible thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now....– Jessica Valenti (via the-dream-of-perpetual-romance)
Just referred to the new Daft Punk album as...
Irrational Games Sex Tip #121
bioshck: Lay down your partner gently, gently caress their skin, trace every inch of their body with your finger tips, and slowly make love to them. When they’re about to orgasm, stop, lean in close and whisper “There ain’t no ‘Atlas’, kid, never was” in a Bronx accent, climb off of them, and leave.
Reason #8432984 Why My History Class Is Cool
brightleaves: we re-enacted the Battle of Trafalgar in a game of dodgeball
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...– When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
grargll: light rain (◡‿◡✿) heavy rain (◕‿◕✿) thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
ethanwearsprada: i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
morristibbs: IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
withoutapresspass: Really hoping that Man of Steel makes Henry Cavill’s career take off with the same force that Superman Returns sunk Brandon Routh’s. Poor Routh man I mean that movie really did fuck up his career.
zackisontumblr: If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
greatladyofscience: all the pc gamers are just sitting like
sparklesparklelittletwink: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone” #and as they say goodbye they fuck you over
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
monetizeyourcat: dancepunksnotdead: You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework? It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this. http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift holy shit!
kindest-laugh: If you reblog this post by June 21st, 2013 I will write down every single url that reblogged this and stick it in a jar and will scatter them all around this summer (I will be traveling in July). They might be taped in public bathrooms, thrown around at a concert, or left in a seat of a roller coaster…Who knows? Someone may find your url and message you saying where they found it....
jacktherippper: No backward compatibility and paying a fee for used games you can fuck right off microsoft
dick-astley: Microsoft announced that the Xbox One won’t require the constant Internet connection so everyone can calm the hell down. I was extremely worried about the new console also but after the unveiling I’m extremely excited.
I for myself experience “Bones” as the exact opposite to Spock. With Spock...– Karl (via karlurbaninternational)
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence